23, అక్టోబర్ 2020, శుక్రవారం

🤣Wonderful Definitions

 *🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣*


*🟡School* .....

A place where Parents pay and children play


*Life Insurance* 

A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich. 


*🟤Nurse*: 

A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 


*🟣Marriage* 

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. 


*⚫Tears* 

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.


*🟣Conference* 

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 


*🔵Conference Room* 

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on 


*🟢Father* 

A banker provided by nature 


*🔴Criminal* 

A person no different from the rest 

....except that he/she got caught


*⚫Boss* 

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early


*Politician* 

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after 


*🟠 HOSPITAL* 

An institution  which holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. 


*😁Smile* 

A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 


*🟢Office* 

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 



*🟡Yawn* 

The only time  married men ever get to open their mouth. 


*🔵Etc*. 

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 


*🟤Committee* 

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. 


Laughter makes life Easy!😜🤪🤣😁😝😆🤓

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