*Just for Fun*
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A verbal-fight between husband and wife (both are M.A. in English literature). Instead of shouting, abusing or physical force...they exchange poems to each other.😀*
*WIFE*
_I wrote your name on sand,_
_it got washed..._
_I wrote your name in air,_
_it was blown away..._
_Then, I wrote your name in my heart & got a Heart Attack!_
🙄
*HUSBAND*
_God saw me hungry,_
_he created pizza._
_He saw me thirsty,_
_he created Pepsi._
_He saw me in the dark,_
_he created light._
_He saw me without problems, he created YOU!_😏
*WIFE*
_Twinkle twinkle little star._
_You should know what you are._
_And once you know what you are,_
_Mental hospital is not so far!_🤨
*HUSBAND*
_The rain makes all things beautiful._
_The grass and flowers too. _
_If rain makes all things beautiful,_
_Why doesn't it rain on you?_🙄
*WIFE*
_Roses are red; Violets are blue;_
_Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo._😠
*Husband*
_Don't feel so angry_
_you will find me there too_
_Not in a cage but laughing at you!_
🥴😜😊😂🤣😜
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