8, అక్టోబర్ 2020, గురువారం

Job Interview

 


👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your name?*

🧑🏻Manoj :- *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *In full please*

🧑🏻Manoj :- *Manoj Pandey*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Your father's name?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What does that mean?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Madan Pandey*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Your native place?*

🧑🏻Manoj: *M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What's that?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Madhya pradesh*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *What is your qualification?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *M.P.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *(angry) What is that?!!!*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Matric Pass*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *So why do you need a job?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *It is because of M.P. sir*

👳‍♀OFFICER: *Meaning?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Money Problem*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?*

🧑🏻Manoj: *MP sir.*

👳‍♀OFFICER: *And what is that?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Marvelous Personality*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *I see... I will get back to you.*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Sir, how was M.P. sir?*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *And what's that again?*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *My Performance.*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *I think you have M.P.*

🧑🏻Manoj:- *Meaning? Sir!!!*

👳‍♀OFFICER:- *Mental Problem!!!*

...🤪🤫

*Don't laugh alone.* 😃

*Send this to M.P.*

*(Many People)* 

*Those are saved in your M.P*

*(Mobile Phone)*

*to put a smile on their faces.*

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