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*🟡School*
A place where Parents pay and children play
*Life Insurance*
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich.
*🟤Nurse*:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
*🟣Marriage*
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
*⚫Tears*
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
*🔴Lecture*
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
*🟣Conference*
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*🔵Conference Room*
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
*🟢Father*
A banker provided by nature
*🔴Criminal*
A person no different from the rest
....except that he/she got caught
*⚫Boss*
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
*Politician*
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
*🟠 HOSPITAL*
An institution which holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
*😁Smile*
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*🟢Office*
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
*🟡Yawn*
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
*🔵Etc*.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
*🟤Committee*
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
#Laughter makes life Easy...!!
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