*JOKE OF THE CENTURY*

*A grandson, notice his grandpa look rather tense so to break the ice, he asks his grandpa one question while on the way back from school....*

What is the difference between 'Wife' and 'Girlfriend?'

Grandpa thought for a minute and Simplified the explanation like this ;

Listen Son ,

*Wife* is like a *TV* and *Girlfriend* is like a *MOBILE.*

At home  you *watch* TV,
but when you go out you *take* your MOBILE.

Sometimes you *enjoy* TV, but most of the time, you *play* with your MOBILE.

TV is (as good as) *free* for life, but for the MOBILE, if you don't *pay,* the services will be *terminated.*

TV is *big, bulky* and most of the time *old,*
But the MOBILE is *cute, slim, curvy, replaceable* and *portable.*

Operational costs for TV is often *acceptable*
but for the MOBILE, it is often *high* and *demanding.*

TV has a *remote*
but MOBILE *doesn't.*

Most importantly, MOBILE is a *two-way communication* (you talk and listen), but with the TV, you *MUST only listen* (whether you want to or not)!😝

Last but not least!
Yet TVs are superior because TVs don't have *viruses,* but MOBILES often *do*😂

And mobiles can be easily *hacked* or *stolen.*

*Take Care*
*Stick to TV only*
Issued in Public interest!
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