*Insults when coated with humour and wit make for a great combination. Here are some for you to enjoy:*
♦️ She dresses to kill -- and cooks the same way.
♦️ He was born in the United States -- Terrible things happen in other countries too.
♦️ His obesity is surplus gone to waist.
♦️ He left his job because of illness and fatigue -- his boss was sick and tired of him.
♦️ His credit is so bad he cannot even borrow trouble.
♦️ He kept learning more and more about less and less until now he knows everything about nothing.
♦️ What he lacks in intelligence he makes up in stupidity.
♦️ He may talk like a fool and act like a fool but don't get the wrong idea about him --- he is a fool.
♦️ It is not that he does not have presence of mind - his trouble is absence of thought.
♦️Her photographs do her injustice -- they look like her.
♦️ He is as phoney as a dentist's smile.
♦️He started out in life as an unwanted child -- now he is wanted in 10 states.
♦️ She has a keen sense of rumour.
♦️ He is jack of all trades and out of work in all of them.
♦️ They are in Iron & Steel Industry -- she irons the clothes and he steals.
♦️ She thought she was getting a model husband --- too bad he is not a working model.
♦️ He is so boring he cannot even entertain a doubt.
♦️He gave a very moving performance - everyone moved towards the exit door.
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