29, సెప్టెంబర్ 2020, మంగళవారం

Insults when coated with humour

 *Insults when coated with humour and wit make for a great combination. Here are some for you to enjoy:*



♦️ She dresses to kill -- and cooks the same way.


♦️ He was born in the United States -- Terrible things happen in other countries too.


♦️ His obesity is surplus gone to waist.


♦️ He left his job because of illness and fatigue -- his boss was sick and tired of him.


♦️ His credit is so bad he cannot even borrow trouble.


♦️ He kept learning more and more about less and less until now he knows everything about nothing.


♦️ What he lacks in intelligence he makes up in stupidity.


♦️ He may talk like a fool and act like a fool but don't get the wrong idea about him --- he is a fool. 


♦️ It is not that he does not have presence of mind - his trouble is absence of thought.


♦️Her photographs do her injustice -- they look like her.


♦️ He is as phoney as a dentist's smile.


♦️He started out in life as an unwanted child -- now he is wanted in 10 states.


♦️ She has a keen sense of rumour.


♦️ He is jack of all trades and out of work in all of them.


♦️ They are in Iron & Steel Industry -- she irons the clothes and he steals.


♦️ She thought she was getting a model husband --- too bad he is not a working model.


♦️ He is so boring he cannot even entertain a doubt.


♦️He gave a very moving performance - everyone moved towards the exit door.

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