22, సెప్టెంబర్ 2021, బుధవారం

Mumbaikars

 Dedicated to all the Mumbaikars


If you ask for directions in Mumbai, be prepared for this -


Someone from Lucknow asked politely:


State Bank ke main office ka Raasta bataiye-ga. 


Reply he got from a passerby in Mumbai:


*Churchgate mein utharneka*. 


*Bahar bridge girega*. 


*Bridge ke neechey se jaaneka*. 


*Signal girega*. 


*Udhar right maarneka*. 


*Petrol pump girega*. 


*Left maarneka*. 


*LIC building girega*. 


*Seeda tapkega tho SBI girega*.


Man: Itna sab kuch tapkegà aur girega, toh main pahchunga kaise.

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